I am a total Despicable Me fan, much like everybody else... I like the second movie, but. I don't mind watching the first one...
I recently went to the store to purchase my own copy of Despicable me 2 and I saw one of the DVDs on sale. It had a CD case for computers, odd... I decided to look closer at it. It had black marker that said "GRU.exe". It was really odd... Since, I've just played a game called SONIC.exe that my friend Kyle sent me... I bought it anyway...
I inserted the DVD into my Playstation 3 and began watching. Instead it cut to, a strange title card thingie...
A error block appeared, it said:
"Dear Nicolas,
I can't take this anymore, This... Madness... It’s making me see things, hear things, that aren't there... I’m slowly losing touch with reality... All because of… him... If only I was wise and didn't put that damn cart in and just destroyed it... I sent it to you to destroy that damned cartridge... Destroy the Cart... I don’t have long... I wish you the best... Take care... And please... Forgive- *ripped off*"
Then, it cut to the title...
It played the despicable me song, The first thing I noticed that was out of place was one of the Minions, had his eyes closed, Gru looked like he was crying, the background was black, there was no copyright date and "PRESS PLAY" was at the bottom of the screen.
This was strange... Was the poor Minion dead? I'm so confused...
I pressed "PLAY" and started the movie...
The level was Vector's lab, black and white, and so were the Bananas. blood was on the machines. I played as Dave. There was also no HUD. I made it to the end of the level and There was black on the last banana. Then I was teleported to a hole with spikes in it. When Dave and the other minions landed on them, The screen went black and SPLAT! the Zelda OoT text box appeared with "You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?" in it. Then the "Dawn of a New Day" screen from Zelda Majora's Mask popped up, with "0 hours remain" under "New Day".
I was transported to HILL ACT 1 stage from Sonic.exe, I was now playing as Gru in 8-bit form. except when I walked down, There were dead Minions, also Dead Vector who had his head taken off and eyes gouged out with his stomach bashed open and guts laying out plus he had his throat slit. Who could have caused this massacre? The music was an 8-bit version of Hill Act 1.gym. After I went into a pile of dead Minions the music stopped. I noticed Dave and the minions at the end of the level, with their eyes closed and their skin was dull and grey. I got near.
Dave opened his eyes and they were black and bleeding with two red lights for pupils. Static came on and the Playstation shut itself off. I turned it back on and the music was replaced with the Kefka laugh from Final Fantasy playing over and over again. the title screen popped up. it turned into something much different, something that I now consider horrifying.
It was a creepy picture of Gru, with bloody hands, and a slower version of the title song.
After "It's about time I get my way!", the picture zoomed in on Gru' face, black and white, with "GRU IS DEAD" in bloody text. Static after that.
The static froze when text appeared saying:
"The game is over."
"But it doesn't mean this is the end."
"Ready for Round 2, Gru and Nicolas?"
After that the system shut itself off. I destroyed the disk, I didn't care anymore.
I saw another cart, it had "DOOM.exe" on it...